16-0

To have a tremendous run of great skill and/or luck, before messing up later on.
Nick: Jamie Lynn Spears had everything going for her man. Josh: Yeah, she went 16-0
by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008
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Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo

when you shit in a girls pussy and mush her soggy pussy lips to look like a hamburger with extra mayo while whistling dixie.
Ben: Dude I'm starving. Nick: You should order the Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo. Josh: I fuck.
by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008
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Boner Whistle

A high pitched whistle emitted from the penile hole after heavy petting and general gental gentile strokes or sucks on the weinke. May or may not sound like a train or teapot depending on the size of the specimen. Could cause blindness in people within 1 mile area.
Ben: Do you hear that? Laky: Sounds like a Boner Whistle in the distance. Josh: I'M BLIND!
by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008
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drive-thru dick

When a man puts his dick in a hot dog bun and sticks it out a window. He waits for someone to notice and relishes the moment. Mustard optional, but manditory.
Ben: I'll take one foot-long hot dog. Nick: That will be 4.28 (Ben pulls up to the window.) Ben: What the fuck is that? Josh: Looks like a dick to me. Nick: You just witnessed a drive-thru dick. Ben: Kudos. Man.
by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008
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Brendan Fraiser

Shaving ones eyebrows, then whipping ones dick out for an hour, while in a grocery store.
Little Boy: Look at that man. His dingle is showing! Mom: He's just doing a Brendan Fraiser
by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008
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Grandma's Hat

Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head.
Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes. (Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat) Granny: Is that a dick on my head? Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it. Granny: What? Ben: Okay, touch it.
by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008
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The Randy Quaid Suprise

A very welcome punch to the cunt.
Mom: Hey Nick, how was school. (Nick punches his mom in the cunt.) Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.
by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008
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