People who are attracted to the opposite gender and ONLY that, usually Trump supporters, the men are known to have tiny pickle syndrome, which is a rare disease that gives men small penises! The women enjoy tumblr, Starbucks, Bryce hall, and tiktok, most of the time they are disgusted by “ALT” people and people who use pronouns that aren’t what they were born with (example- She/they, He/they, they/them, he/him, she/her, ze/zim, etc) and when these two types of people meet they form a bond known as “Marriage” and will then move in to become Bible-humping straights. So in conclusion, straight means you like go-carts, tumblr, and men (Hi! By the way this is a joke, be whoever you want!)
Nina: what does straight mean? I wouldn’t know
Maddie: the straights are people who enjoy go-carts, tumblr, and men
Maddie: the straights are people who enjoy go-carts, tumblr, and men
by Girl in reds wife January 1, 2021
Get the The straights mug.Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.
"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"
I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
by tempestACAB August 12, 2021
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Get the The straights mug.A musical duo formed by Youtube-star Terroja Kincaid (The Amazing Atheist) and Cody Weber. Together they've appeared in three videos on Youtube, all titled "BEST SONGS EVER". In these videos, TJ is singing, while Weber plays guitar and sometimes bass. In "BEST SONGS EVER 3", the duo also have a guest appearance of Cody Weber's brother playing guitar. They also have another video called "BONE US SONGS" consisting of tracks that apparently were too graphic for Youtube.
The Straight Effs have also released an EP consisting of four of their songs.
Lyrically, their songs are mostly about stereotyping, alcohol, drugs, sex, rape, murder, violence, homosexuality politics and rebellion against the system. The songs varies from almost metal-like singing with heavy guitar riffs, to romantic ballads.
The Straight Effs have also released an EP consisting of four of their songs.
Lyrically, their songs are mostly about stereotyping, alcohol, drugs, sex, rape, murder, violence, homosexuality politics and rebellion against the system. The songs varies from almost metal-like singing with heavy guitar riffs, to romantic ballads.
"The Straight Effs is the shit!"
"Remeber that time that your dad molested you?"
"Fuck the civilians, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Ever since I fucked my sister she's been acting kind of strange."
"Call the number on your screen, cuz we can get you more money and bitches than Charlie Sheen."
"When I ride a horse I need a separate horse from my big fat fucking dick!"
"Remeber that time that your dad molested you?"
"Fuck the civilians, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Ever since I fucked my sister she's been acting kind of strange."
"Call the number on your screen, cuz we can get you more money and bitches than Charlie Sheen."
"When I ride a horse I need a separate horse from my big fat fucking dick!"
by koriboy October 9, 2011
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The act of following the straight and narrow path through life, which generally means staying out of trouble and abstaining from particularly hedonistic activities like breaking moral laws and engaging in dangerous activities such as hard drugs and rampant unprotected sex with dirty ass hoes.
Parent: Have you been staying out of trouble in college?
Son: Yes mom i have been riding the straight and narrow.
Son: Yes mom i have been riding the straight and narrow.
by calvared November 5, 2014
Get the riding the straight and narrow mug.Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.
Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.
Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.
A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."
by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004
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