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also known as CHS or Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome, it’s when you take in way too much THC and start throwing up for hours on end, regardless of stomach contents or lack thereof.
I was up all night with the weed heaves a few hours after hitting some vape or drinking half a can of THC soda; idek which one it was this time.
by zealasquigs July 1, 2025
Get the Weed heavesmug. Large Unnecessary Vehicle. Refers to a subpar SUV with no true function or sense of style to justify its size and existence. Also can refer to a huge pickup truck that’s being used for looks instead of work, often with an extended bed and multiple gas tanks.
I think the Chevy Suburban’s my least favorite LUV, but when I see the Hummer H2, I realize I’m wrong.
by zealasquigs September 17, 2021
Get the LUVmug. A popular haircut especially among queer people, particularly the androgynous, typically defined by hair of medium or longer hair with both sides of the head shaved or buzzed off. Occasionally miserably attempted to be appropriated by the straights.
by zealasquigs October 25, 2022
Get the Queer Cutmug. Mean Girls clique dynamics but they’re all gay for each other and in a really toxic polycule about it in a dysfunctional attempt to cope with schoolbully trauma, and in some cases, assert feminine stereotypes for a twisted sense of self-validation.
Those four girls are always bullying someone and they don’t let anyone else sit at their table with them, but they also seem to hate each other, yet are always making out with each other when they get the chance… no doubt about it, they’re in a polycruel together.
by zealasquigs August 23, 2025
Get the Polycruelmug. A portmanteau of ‘poon tang’ or ‘poon’ and ‘pussy,’ and a variation of ‘poosay’ that is a silly twist on the slang ‘pussy’ that refers to a vagina.
by zealasquigs May 29, 2023
Get the Poonsaymug. A term used in reference to intimate relations practiced by people who are uncomfortable with both relationships and relationship anarchy because they can’t wrap their minds around the concept of genuine companionship that happens to include sex — because apparently ‘FWB’ doesn’t refer to actual friendship — unless it is constantly being forced into a concrete, restrictive, linguistic definitions because of the idea that if there are feelings, the dynamic must change to use relationship labels to coddle our insecurities instead of working to improve ourselves.
Person 1: I’m in this situationship…
Person 2: what’s that?
Person 1: like friends with benefits but actual friends and I just don’t want to make light of the fact that we’re still friends and not some mystical third category just because we like each other.
Person 2: got it, continue…
Person 1: anyway it means literally nothing to me.
Person 2: what’s that?
Person 1: like friends with benefits but actual friends and I just don’t want to make light of the fact that we’re still friends and not some mystical third category just because we like each other.
Person 2: got it, continue…
Person 1: anyway it means literally nothing to me.
by zealasquigs April 5, 2025
Get the Situationshipmug. by zealasquigs May 31, 2020
Get the Roach coachmug.