Weed heaves

also known as CHS or Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome, it’s when you take in way too much THC and start throwing up for hours on end, regardless of stomach contents or lack thereof.

I was up all night with the weed heaves a few hours after hitting some vape or drinking half a can of THC soda; idek which one it was this time.

by zealasquigs July 01, 2025

LUV

Large Unnecessary Vehicle. Refers to a subpar SUV with no true function or sense of style to justify its size and existence. Also can refer to a huge pickup truck that’s being used for looks instead of work, often with an extended bed and multiple gas tanks.

I think the Chevy Suburban’s my least favorite LUV, but when I see the Hummer H2, I realize I’m wrong.

by zealasquigs September 17, 2021

The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.

What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.

by zealasquigs December 27, 2022

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”

Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”

by zealasquigs April 30, 2023

Roach coach

A burn cruise in a stagecoach, i.e. smoking ganja in house-drawn coach or carriage.

"Hark, the carriage cometh! Spark another owl, milady, let us go on a roach coach."

by zealasquigs May 31, 2020

Poonsay

A portmanteau of ‘poon tang’ or ‘poon’ and ‘pussy,’ and a variation of ‘poosay’ that is a silly twist on the slang ‘pussy’ that refers to a vagina.

I gotta take a shower; I can smell that sweet, sweet poonsay: my coochie.

by zealasquigs May 29, 2023

Polycruel

Mean Girls clique dynamics but they’re all gay for each other and in a really toxic polycule about it in a dysfunctional attempt to cope with schoolbully trauma, and in some cases, assert feminine stereotypes for a twisted sense of self-validation.

Those four girls are always bullying someone and they don’t let anyone else sit at their table with them, but they also seem to hate each other, yet are always making out with each other when they get the chance… no doubt about it, they’re in a polycruel together.

by zealasquigs August 23, 2025