Definitions by zealasquigs
Polycruel
Mean Girls clique dynamics but they’re all gay for each other and in a really toxic polycule about it in a dysfunctional attempt to cope with schoolbully trauma, and in some cases, assert feminine stereotypes for a twisted sense of self-validation.
Those four girls are always bullying someone and they don’t let anyone else sit at their table with them, but they also seem to hate each other, yet are always making out with each other when they get the chance… no doubt about it, they’re in a polycruel together.
Polycruel by zealasquigs August 23, 2025
Weed heaves
also known as CHS or Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome, it’s when you take in way too much THC and start throwing up for hours on end, regardless of stomach contents or lack thereof.
I was up all night with the weed heaves a few hours after hitting some vape or drinking half a can of THC soda; idek which one it was this time.
Weed heaves by zealasquigs July 1, 2025
Situationship
A term used in reference to intimate relations practiced by people who are uncomfortable with both relationships and relationship anarchy because they can’t wrap their minds around the concept of genuine companionship that happens to include sex — because apparently ‘FWB’ doesn’t refer to actual friendship — unless it is constantly being forced into a concrete, restrictive, linguistic definitions because of the idea that if there are feelings, the dynamic must change to use relationship labels to coddle our insecurities instead of working to improve ourselves.
Person 1: I’m in this situationship…
Person 2: what’s that?
Person 1: like friends with benefits but actual friends and I just don’t want to make light of the fact that we’re still friends and not some mystical third category just because we like each other.
Person 2: got it, continue…
Person 1: anyway it means literally nothing to me.
Person 2: what’s that?
Person 1: like friends with benefits but actual friends and I just don’t want to make light of the fact that we’re still friends and not some mystical third category just because we like each other.
Person 2: got it, continue…
Person 1: anyway it means literally nothing to me.
Situationship by zealasquigs April 5, 2025
Poonsay
A portmanteau of ‘poon tang’ or ‘poon’ and ‘pussy,’ and a variation of ‘poosay’ that is a silly twist on the slang ‘pussy’ that refers to a vagina.
Poonsay by zealasquigs May 29, 2023
Make some toast in the tub
A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”
Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
Make some toast in the tub by zealasquigs April 30, 2023
Grindrcore
A type of nude that is badly taken, often with bad lighting, weird angles, generally taken quickly and without thought, probably one-handed.
This nude they sent is so grindrcore. It’s just them with their dick out in a bathroom with their pants around their ankles.
Grindrcore by zealasquigs January 2, 2023
The straights
The straights by zealasquigs December 27, 2022