12 definitions by zealasquigs
Large Unnecessary Vehicle. Refers to a subpar SUV with no true function or sense of style to justify its size and existence. Also can refer to a huge pickup truck that’s being used for looks instead of work, often with an extended bed and multiple gas tanks.
I think the Chevy Suburban’s my least favorite LUV, but when I see the Hummer H2, I realize I’m wrong.
by zealasquigs September 17, 2021
A descriptor applied to a feminine man. See also: the sound most pants make when you walk, or according to some people, the sound that some long or large skirts make when they’re moved around.
by zealasquigs October 20, 2022
A portmanteau of ‘poon tang’ or ‘poon’ and ‘pussy,’ and a variation of ‘poosay’ that is a silly twist on the slang ‘pussy’ that refers to a vagina.
by zealasquigs May 30, 2023
The addiction of going to karaoke events, whether as a performer or strictly as an audience member. Usually contracted unexpectedly after attending karaoke night a single time, probably with very strong encouragement from a friend the moment they heard someone they knew was ‘curious’ about it.
Friend 1: I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more karaoke!
Friend 2: sounds like you’ve got a severe case of karaoke fever.
Friend 2: sounds like you’ve got a severe case of karaoke fever.
by zealasquigs June 22, 2023
by zealasquigs May 31, 2020
A type of nude that is badly taken, often with bad lighting, weird angles, generally taken quickly and without thought, probably one-handed.
This nude they sent is so grindrcore. It’s just them with their dick out in a bathroom with their pants around their ankles.
by zealasquigs January 2, 2023
A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”
Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
by zealasquigs April 30, 2023