Skip to main content

zealasquigs's definitions

Roach coach

A burn cruise in a stagecoach, i.e. smoking ganja in house-drawn coach or carriage.
"Hark, the carriage cometh! Spark another owl, milady, let us go on a roach coach."
by zealasquigs May 31, 2020
mugGet the Roach coach mug.

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”
Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
by zealasquigs April 30, 2023
mugGet the Make some toast in the tub mug.

The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.
What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.
by zealasquigs December 27, 2022
mugGet the The straights mug.

Grindrcore

A type of nude that is badly taken, often with bad lighting, weird angles, generally taken quickly and without thought, probably one-handed.
This nude they sent is so grindrcore. It’s just them with their dick out in a bathroom with their pants around their ankles.
by zealasquigs January 2, 2023
mugGet the Grindrcore mug.

Queer Cut

A popular haircut especially among queer people, particularly the androgynous, typically defined by hair of medium or longer hair with both sides of the head shaved or buzzed off. Occasionally miserably attempted to be appropriated by the straights.
I just got the queer cut, so either I’m gay or have been living in California for too long.
by zealasquigs October 25, 2022
mugGet the Queer Cut mug.

Swish

A descriptor applied to a feminine man. See also: the sound most pants make when you walk, or according to some people, the sound that some long or large skirts make when they’re moved around.
That dude’s such a swish in his swishy skirt. Fxkin’ hot, amirite?
by zealasquigs October 20, 2022
mugGet the Swish mug.

LUV

Large Unnecessary Vehicle. Refers to a subpar SUV with no true function or sense of style to justify its size and existence. Also can refer to a huge pickup truck that’s being used for looks instead of work, often with an extended bed and multiple gas tanks.
I think the Chevy Suburban’s my least favorite LUV, but when I see the Hummer H2, I realize I’m wrong.
by zealasquigs September 17, 2021
mugGet the LUV mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email