The Split

The inevitable point during a proper midwest dinner (usually towards the end) where one of the diners notices that they will be the ones eating the last and final bite. The last and final bite started as a grand dessert and was whittled down as it was passed around with no one wanting to be the one to take the last bite.

Jane looked on with dread, counting the people as the piece of cake neared the moment of the split.

The Split by smooth cookie September 28, 2021

split the red sea 

to have sex with a girl on her period

Guy 1: i just split the red sea

Guy 2: cool

split the red sea by Paddy_Mac March 24, 2011

split the winnings 

To halt the laying of a cable halfway through.

"And after four days without movement, Job took up his toilet and great was his relief. But even as he released his burden there came a voice and it was the Lord. And the Lord spoke in a loud voice saying Come unto Me Job. And Job replied saying Oh God, what is it this time, for I have only just sat down. And great was the wrath of the Lord. And He commanded Job to split the winnings and come now unto Him. And great was Job's discomfort. (from 'The Book of Job',Ch.9)

split the winnings by The Ice Man April 1, 2007

split the "G" 

Refers to taking a substantial enough first gulp from a pint of Guinness that the level of the remaining beer in the glass is directly through the middle of the "G" in the word Guinness, which is printed on the glass.

I can split the "G" when drinking a 16oz American pint, but have yet to do it with a 20oz Imperial pint.

split the "G" by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

split the sheets 

1. to get a divorce. 2. divide property and other belongings after a divorce

1. Dick & Jane decided to split the sheets.
2. Dick & Jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. Dick & Jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.

split the sheets by Dale Thomas September 20, 2008

Split The D 

1. Originally a mathematics term for dividing the difference.

2. Considered to be a sports term for breaking through the defensive line. Commonly used in Hockey, Soccer, Football, & Lacrosse.

3. When used as a verb Splitting The D can act has add lib for relatively anything party or sexual related. Originally coined in the Western Pennsylvania / Pittsburgh Area in the local music scene.

"Did you see John? Hes completely passed out on the bathroom floor! Talk about Splitting The D"

"I'm incredibly sexually frustrated. I really need to Split The D"

Split The D by MrGoodBones September 8, 2012

Split the G 

On your first try of drinking a Pint of Guinness you drink enough to where the black of the pint is directly in line with the line in the middle of the G

Dude, try split the G

Split the G by Irish/Canadian June 9, 2018