Split the atom

Those tiny little highly concentrated farts will just pop O in a second but are so concentrated and odiferous that will clear out an entire auditorium

Bob split the atom in class the other day everyone jumped over tables and chairs running out of the classroom

by Atlpitbull September 13, 2018

Splitting the atom

when two guys jack off facing each other and blow at the same time, the jizz collides and splits the atom!! if you miss then its all downhill from there

nicko and damo were splitting the atom last night after a wonderful docking session and moonlight dinner

by Roskito November 4, 2010

split the atom

Term; Used to describe a person, usually a female, as being likely to put on weight or get fat as she ages or when she gets older in age.

Term was developed as a metaphor relating to the energy 'expansion' that is created when a uranium atom is split which figuratively describes the 'expansion' of a woman's figure.

"That chick is so sexy, but she's going to split the atom when she gets older"

by JonDMA August 21, 2006

split the atom

(pre COVID) any task that is very difficult to do
(COVID era) when a business requires you to wear a mask to enter, no exceptions!

Alex: Yo G-money, lets go grub downtown at Therapy
G-money: Not feeling it bro, too many MAGAtards out homie
Alex: Shit will be safe bro, the make you split the atom.
G-money: I'm in!

by Gaggle Kang December 26, 2020

Splitting the atom

One last drink/toke that really finishes you off.

"Man, those first 3 joints were ok, but that last one really split the atom"
"Wow, talk about splitting the atom, im nuked"

by bite2break January 14, 2010

splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity

If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!

by Anon March 24, 2005