Wanking to the point of self harm.

When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.

Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.
by The Finishers January 11, 2009
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When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.
Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.
by TMoneyID April 5, 2010
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Splitting (also called black-and-white thinking or all-or-nothing thinking) is the failure in a person's thinking to bring together a person's both positive and negative qualities.

Splitting is a symptom of mental illness (such as BPD)
I mostly talk good about her unless I'm splitting on her
by sppoooppy August 9, 2016
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1. to leave the scene
2. to cut; physically or as in a haircut
3. to divide something into pieces
1. "This place is beat, let's split."
2. a."I'm going to split this dude's face open" or "This kid got his wig split last night." b. "I'm headed down the way to get dome split."
3. "Split that 6 to 4, my way."
by 215illadelph March 15, 2009
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chips and peas from a british Fish 'n' Chip Shop esp. in St. Helens, England.
Can I have a split and fish please?
by ale May 29, 2003
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