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the smooter

The thing that hangs down between a mans thighs. Also known as the wang or the noodle
My husband let me rub the smooter last night.
by G32thedestroyer March 1, 2015
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The Scooter Store

n.
a store that will pimp your ride.
Nat: you wanna go to the scooter store?
Meg: hell yea its the place to be.
by natmegdascooterfreaks October 9, 2011
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Fair Way to the Shooter

A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.
Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.
by Kent Kentish December 19, 2004
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A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
by Dakron July 11, 2014
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the scooter gang

a bunch of 16 yr olds from the sutherland shire who ride razor scooters to partys
robsta: we have to get the scooter gang together for the next party.
maceo: i reckon ay
lachie: this will be madddd
by robw91 October 21, 2007
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edwin the shooter

Edwin the shooter is a very sexy handsome athletic guy.Also he is a lady killer.He gets chicks all the time.Also he is a very nice funny and charming guy
Bro u like Edwin the shooter
by PhillipGold November 30, 2016
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The Smoother (drink)

Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.
When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.

smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs
by She's Crafty September 6, 2013
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