the smooter
the smooter by G32thedestroyer March 1, 2015
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The Scooter Store by natmegdascooterfreaks October 9, 2011
Fair Way to the Shooter
A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.
Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.
Fair Way to the Shooter by Kent Kentish December 19, 2004
The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.
A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".
Implies that "size matters".
Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing. by Dakron July 11, 2014
the scooter gang
robsta: we have to get the scooter gang together for the next party.
maceo: i reckon ay
lachie: this will be madddd
maceo: i reckon ay
lachie: this will be madddd
the scooter gang by robw91 October 21, 2007
edwin the shooter
Edwin the shooter is a very sexy handsome athletic guy.Also he is a lady killer.He gets chicks all the time.Also he is a very nice funny and charming guy
edwin the shooter by PhillipGold November 30, 2016
The Smoother (drink)
Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.
When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.
smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs
smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs
The Smoother (drink) by She's Crafty September 6, 2013
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