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Any name for vaginal/period blood/mucus/slickery substances.
That milf's smooter is dripping on the floor because she got fucked too hard
Smooter by k2steezy May 22, 2010
A dirty guy who gets with all the discusting girls because al the hot girls won't go anywhere near him.

Also can be said; smoot
Girl with smooter: smootie
That guy Devin is such a smooter! He's wheelin all ththose dusty chicks.
Smooter by MacBoy Pro December 21, 2008
When you fuck a girl. Smooter is otherwise known as being smooth. If you say smooth real fast you get smooter.
I smootered this girl last night. I really love to smooter.
If you say smooth real fast it becomes smoot. Combine that with "er" you have smooter. Smooters can be used to describe how you fucked a girl.
I really smootered this girl last night.
A thot who looks like they're smart but probably works at hooters.
Bro #1: Jenny is such a Smooter.

Bro #2: Yeah I wanted help with homework but she tried to suck my dick!

Bro #1: Ew that's gay...

Bro #2: Yeah that's gay...
Smooter by Grayconol October 7, 2019

the smooter

The thing that hangs down between a mans thighs. Also known as the wang or the noodle
My husband let me rub the smooter last night.
the smooter by G32thedestroyer March 1, 2015
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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