the skirts

The Skirts is a term referring to a group of religious females who believe that pants are for men and anything above the knee is an invitation for rape. Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Mennonites and Fundamental Baptist are the most common culprits of wearing these long “skirtism”.

Look at the skirts, god those women are brain washed.

by McBee August 10, 2006

lifting the skirt

To smoke all the residue left in the neck of a meth pipe.

Don't let Matt near my pipe, he's always lifting the skirt.

by goreykimi December 9, 2008

Bitch with the skirt

A female particularly a girl who works at clothing stores who acts like she’s smart and is wearing glasses and a skirt.

For example: A bitch with the skirt might be found wearing glasses and a skirt

by Micheal robbs May 1, 2021

hit the skirt-skirt

The act of getting in a car and getting the fuck out if there.

We gotta hit the skirt-skirt.

by Dumbass.whales May 11, 2019

take off the skirt

used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: take off the dress)

You're too tired to go out? Take off the skirt, dude.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

The Skits

Firstly the Irish midlands are notorious for their their poor music quaility (Joe Dolan,Simon Casey etc.).Fortunately 'The Skits' are here to save the midland from cheesy pop and mutant vegtetables!
The Band is already supported by the Fabulous Arthur,Kyle,Mark,Rory and Stephen.But for someone to be defined as 'The Skits'.hey MUST:
1:Love Interpol.
2:Have their hair moosed to their left.
3:Have super stylish white shoes.
4:Have a proper MAN's jacket (or a pink anorak).
5:And must be in a group of five with each member copying each others styles as shown above.
In a nutshell,how good of a band are they??
If 'The Skits' were Jack Bauer,the show would of been of been called '6'

Chuck Norris asked if he could play his beard for 'The Skits'.
But he was rejected as 'The Skits' told him that he wasn't masculine enough for 'The Skits'.

by Karol DD August 29, 2007

lift the skirt

Expose the secrets

I was able to lift the skirt on this outrageous subterfuge.

by San Juan Teneo September 20, 2016