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the shrimp

When a guy jerks off in fetus position and ejaculates in his own mouth.
Ashley is really gross.. He did the shrimp infront of everyone. He said it was no big deal.
the shrimp by KrazyKane May 17, 2009

the shrimp

me="I got a pile of gow for real cheap last night"
friend="thats the shrimp"
friend2="wait till you smoke some man it's the shrimp"
the shrimp by Matt(MBW) May 28, 2006

The Shrimp Man 

Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.
The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.
The Shrimp Man by ATSW November 2, 2009

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's 

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).
"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor

The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.
"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."
The Shrimp Eye by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018

the shrimp shuffle 

when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.
Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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