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the sconey 

The Sconey is my awesome sister who sometimes goes postal on people. She also possesses superhuman strength
"The Sconey swung her mighty fists at the evil witch knocking her to the ground then did her "Sconey" war cry
the sconey by Dr linguist June 9, 2014
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Swinging the Scones 

American slang for an act of sexual nature.
Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

the scone  

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back
guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"
the scone by the Trogg March 3, 2008

the scone  

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back
guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"
the scone by the Trogg March 3, 2008

Check on the scones

Euph.
To have a shit.
Where did you go?

I went to check on the scones.

The Holy Stoney 

When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.
That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.
The Holy Stoney by ThePriest69420 October 22, 2020

Scone app the beef 

When u whip up some good shit and make them booty cheeks clap, that's a sign the food is about to be lit my nigga. Prepare for some good shit fam
Gf just cookin' up a lil' somethin' somethin', DoNt mInd IF I do ;)))), Scone app the beef
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