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part of speech: word
common misspellings: don't, do not.

a contraction of the words do and not, also can be handled by saying please dont, or in severe cases, fuck off! id prefer if you didnt continue the action you are continuing, or say the thing youre saying, or think the thing youre thinking.

usually, if not always meant in a comedic but firm way.
steve is licking the floor
kerry to steve: dont, you disusting animal!

blinking once means dont.
dont by im_not_ telling!!! November 28, 2007
Words you can keep
Conjunction of do and not, forming don't, but without the apostrophe.
i r cool dont lie!!!!
dont by Aaaanonymousss November 16, 2007
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A version of the word don't, same, but without the '.
Typically written by people with bad grammar.
I dont shut up, I grow up
Person: I don't have bad grammar, I have good grammar
dont by boopboopbap November 26, 2022
yo yo yo its fortnite day, tag three big pickaxe dudes
if you dont know anyone, tag yourself!
dont by amongjussy March 11, 2024

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard 

A way of saying "see ya later" or "take care comb ya hair". Usually said in the context if somebody is leaving a voice channel on discord if they have something else better to do.
"I gotta go take care of my kids guys catch you later"

"Okay, don't drop a turd like Amber Heard"

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

dont @ me 

Don't @ me is a phrase on Twitter when you say something and you don't want people to respond directly to you. They can retweet, like, etc. but don't respond directly because you don't care what people have to say about your opinion.
Kylie: "Tagalongs are the best girl scout cookies don't @ me"

Sara: What's "dont @ me"?

Kylie: I don't care about your opinion
dont @ me by lol2038 January 29, 2017

Dont cry, craft 

Using arts and crafts to hide your own personal depression and failures
"That made me so sad i was literally crying!"
"No, dont cry, craft"
Dont cry, craft by Phan is so real February 23, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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