the schwaz
the intangible force that guides our entire existance. can be manipulated and controlled, but may turn against you at any time it sees fit
the schwaz by sahm July 31, 2003
Words you can keep
The Schwaaa
Proper Noun
(Pronounced- The SCHWAAAAAAAAAAA)
1. A term used to describe the act of sexual activity that will rock the woman’s world and make her fall deeply in love with you because NO ONE has EVER made love to her like that before.
2. To make love to a woman so passionately that she immediately forgets about ALL past lovers and past transgressions. She will then focus and direct ALL her energy and future attention on figuring out how to capture you and make you stay.
3. To make love to a woman so well, you leave her in a state of ecstasy. A LOVE Trance.
4. An individual from Northern New Jersey (Bergen County) who possesses traits that women find irresistible. He has a BIG SMILE and the charm of a Knight in Shining Armor. He is known in some circles as THE KING’s brother.
The Schwaaa is also known to wear a gold pinky ring, diamond earring and is known to eat the following items: boiled peanuts, pork rinds, chicken feet, cow’s tongue, octopus and tripe. (Not at the same time.)
SPECIAL NOTE: Be careful- DO NOT use The Schwaaa without full knowledge and understanding. The Schwaaa is a powerful tool and should only be used by those with the utmost care and responsibility. It is also imperative to know when and where to use The Schwaaa.
Women.... Beware of The Schwaaa and it’s almighty powers!!!
Originated from Bergen County, NJ- Yo, Yo, Yo.... Top of the Food Chain!!!
(Pronounced- The SCHWAAAAAAAAAAA)
1. A term used to describe the act of sexual activity that will rock the woman’s world and make her fall deeply in love with you because NO ONE has EVER made love to her like that before.
2. To make love to a woman so passionately that she immediately forgets about ALL past lovers and past transgressions. She will then focus and direct ALL her energy and future attention on figuring out how to capture you and make you stay.
3. To make love to a woman so well, you leave her in a state of ecstasy. A LOVE Trance.
4. An individual from Northern New Jersey (Bergen County) who possesses traits that women find irresistible. He has a BIG SMILE and the charm of a Knight in Shining Armor. He is known in some circles as THE KING’s brother.
The Schwaaa is also known to wear a gold pinky ring, diamond earring and is known to eat the following items: boiled peanuts, pork rinds, chicken feet, cow’s tongue, octopus and tripe. (Not at the same time.)
SPECIAL NOTE: Be careful- DO NOT use The Schwaaa without full knowledge and understanding. The Schwaaa is a powerful tool and should only be used by those with the utmost care and responsibility. It is also imperative to know when and where to use The Schwaaa.
Women.... Beware of The Schwaaa and it’s almighty powers!!!
Originated from Bergen County, NJ- Yo, Yo, Yo.... Top of the Food Chain!!!
(Steven on the telephone)
Hello Honey, How YOU doin? Listen honey... If you’re lucky, I’m going to give you The Schwaaa!
(Woman on other end of the call)
What’s The Schwaaa?
(Steven)
<Evil Laugh> HeHeHeHeHeHe - you’ll find out and NEVER be the same again!
(Woman on other end of the call)
<BIG SMILE>
Hello Honey, How YOU doin? Listen honey... If you’re lucky, I’m going to give you The Schwaaa!
(Woman on other end of the call)
What’s The Schwaaa?
(Steven)
<Evil Laugh> HeHeHeHeHeHe - you’ll find out and NEVER be the same again!
(Woman on other end of the call)
<BIG SMILE>
The Schwaaa by Chris P. Bacon 4U ! February 5, 2018
The Van Schwack Law
When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
The Van Schwack Law by Lark Druid February 6, 2022
The Van Schwack Principle
The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
The Van Schwack Principle by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022
The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being
The feeling one gets watching Schwab-Schwab-Nes score goal after goal, knowing deep down there will never be another beer league hockey line like them.
The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being by Bib41 December 21, 2025
schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)
schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag? by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 1, 2009
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