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The Rule

In video game store etiquette, The Rule is the obligation one has to hand a video game console over to other people waiting to play once that person loses the game he is on. Failure to follow The Rule will often result in bystanders complaining about disregard for this sacred rule.
"Hey what's this guy doing?! Does't he know The Rule?"
by Ron McGoo II May 30, 2009
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The rule

If you are in love with someone and they ask for nudes, you have to send them.
Man:”I love you
Woman:”I love you too
Man:”Send nudes”
Woman:”No!”
Man:”I don’t make The rule up!”
Woman;”Okay then!”
by Your favourite guy November 21, 2019
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The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.
"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."
by IslandMyk December 27, 2009
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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The Rule of Tits

When you have the chance to grabs someones Tits, YOU GRAB THEM. Weither you be Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Male, Female, Single or Taken. YOU GRAB THEM
Girl: Grab my tits!

Boy: Okay *grabs tits*

Girl's best friend: Ew no!

Boy: YOU BROKE THE RULE OF TITS!
by JustiLovesMeNot March 2, 2011
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The Rule of Fat Chicks

Social rule that states that every group of hot girls numbering two or more must have at least one immensely fat friend with them at all times to make them look better and to provide cock blocks when necessary; usually requires a wingman to jump on the grenade. All groups of hot girls run with at least one fat girl to throw out cock blocks when needed.
-Dude we were hitting on this group of hot girl lastnight at the bar but we got cock blocked.
---What happened man, boyfriend?
-No man, The Rule of Fat Chicks dude.
by YoungZ July 11, 2006
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The Rule of 7.5

The rule of 7.5 states states that you have pulled yourself from the dumps of hooking up with anyone whose hotness is below a 7.5 on a scale of 1-10. Keeps you away from those gutter-fucks who try to pull your standards down by showing you some skin
Person 1: Duude i totally slayed that girl at the party last night!!
Person 2: The one wearing red??
Person 1: Yess!
Person 2: She was below a 7.5!! You broke the rule of 7.5!!
by Char52 October 30, 2011
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