the recycler

The act of unrolling the toilet paper, wiping your ass with it, and then rolling it back up. Usually at somebody else's house and possibly after dropping an upper decker.

Aaron isn't allowed here ever again. I used the bathroom after he left and found a shitty surprise hidden in the paper roll. He hit me with the recycler and got dookie all on my fingers.

the recycler by Power of the Markside December 28, 2016

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the Recycler's Wipe

the act of unreeling, but not detaching, a section of toilet paper, utilizing the section for a necessary task, then rolling the section back on to the roll.

Clay saw that there was very little toilet paper left in the bathroom. Being quite considerate, Clay did the recycler's wipe to insure the next person to need toilet paper would not be left without.

the Recycler's Wipe by Haywood J. January 24, 2010

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The Recycled Cosmopolitan

A deviant sexual practice, which first necessitates one partner to chug as many Cosmopolitan (or other strong and colored alcoholic beverages) and puke them out into their partner's anus. The receiver then squeezes their ass as the giver grabs them by the feet and shakes them while they're upside down. The motion causes the puke to mix with other fluids, mix with other fluids and make its way to the partner's mouth. That way, booze becomes puke which goes through a person's ass and then comes out of their mouth, thus going thru a ''recycling'' process.

-James and Julia totally tried The Recycled Cosmopolitan yesterday! They stayed in the bathroom for 15 minutes, and they had green stains on their clothes when they came back.

-Dude, that's so fucking hot!

The Recycled Cosmopolitan by Laurent Racoon December 5, 2020

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TheRecycleMen

TRM is the best tv show you will ever watch they are three stupid cunts who wanted to make a channel in 3/2/2022.
one of the men from TRM is Azzagames he invented the name after 1 hour of thinking and brain storming.
he looked at his coke bottle and saw recycle on his coke bottle and then they came up with it TheRecycleMen. also known as TRM TheRetardedMen TheRealMen The... i dont fucking know any more but they are yet to grow bigger and bigger.

TheRecycleMen lol

TheRecycleMen by heheheheheheheheheehahahahahas February 6, 2022

abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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