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The act of unrolling the toilet paper, wiping your ass with it, and then rolling it back up. Usually at somebody else's house and possibly after dropping an upper decker.

Aaron isn't allowed here ever again. I used the bathroom after he left and found a shitty surprise hidden in the paper roll. He hit me with the recycler and got dookie all on my fingers.

the recycler by Power of the Markside December 28, 2016

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the Recycler's Wipe

the act of unreeling, but not detaching, a section of toilet paper, utilizing the section for a necessary task, then rolling the section back on to the roll.

Clay saw that there was very little toilet paper left in the bathroom. Being quite considerate, Clay did the recycler's wipe to insure the next person to need toilet paper would not be left without.

the Recycler's Wipe by Haywood J. January 24, 2010

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The Recycled Cosmopolitan

A deviant sexual practice, which first necessitates one partner to chug as many Cosmopolitan (or other strong and colored alcoholic beverages) and puke them out into their partner's anus. The receiver then squeezes their ass as the giver grabs them by the feet and shakes them while they're upside down. The motion causes the puke to mix with other fluids, mix with other fluids and make its way to the partner's mouth. That way, booze becomes puke which goes through a person's ass and then comes out of their mouth, thus going thru a ''recycling'' process.

-James and Julia totally tried The Recycled Cosmopolitan yesterday! They stayed in the bathroom for 15 minutes, and they had green stains on their clothes when they came back.

-Dude, that's so fucking hot!

The Recycled Cosmopolitan by Laurent Racoon December 5, 2020

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TheRecycleMen

TRM is the best tv show you will ever watch they are three stupid cunts who wanted to make a channel in 3/2/2022.
one of the men from TRM is Azzagames he invented the name after 1 hour of thinking and brain storming.
he looked at his coke bottle and saw recycle on his coke bottle and then they came up with it TheRecycleMen. also known as TRM TheRetardedMen TheRealMen The... i dont fucking know any more but they are yet to grow bigger and bigger.

TheRecycleMen lol

TheRecycleMen by heheheheheheheheheehahahahahas February 6, 2022

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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