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The Rectangle 

The best vehicle in the world. It runs at the great speed of 0.1 mile per hour and can climb at any angle or even drive upside down. It flies, it swims, it's the Rectangle! It can grant up to 3 wishes. It is usually driven by a granny. They live in Wengen, Switzerland.
I saw the Rectangle in Wengen last week.
The Rectangle granted me a wish, it's awesome.
The Rectangle by vialeex December 29, 2017
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The Rectangle 

the Rectangle is the best vehicle in the world and can be driven at the great speed of .1 mile per hour. It lives in Wengen, Switzerland with its granny. This vehicle can drive at any angle, it can swim, jump, and fly. If the Rectangle chooses you, it will grant you up to 3 wishes.
I saw the Rectangle last week and it granted me a wish.
The Rectangle by vialeex December 29, 2017

the rectangle of life 

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.
When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

The Rad Rectangle 

Another name for the state of Colorado, comes from its shape and awesome snowboarding, ya, ya, ya dig?

Warning: Not to be confused with the Queer-ass Quadrilateral, Wyoming, which is Colorodo's gay and less popular twin.
Ben: Hey Kyle how was your spring break snowboarding in The Rad Rectangle?

Kyle: It was rad.

Ben: I dig.

knights of the rectangular table 

the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.
only preps reject these knights.

they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.
- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?

-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.