the preper 

The guy or gal in a group who has just about anything a person might need for any particular outing.

Does anyone realize joe is the preper of the group. hes got just about anything we need for the party in his little fanny pack

the preper by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

serak the preparer 

Alien cook from Rigal that uses recipipes from: How to cook 40 meals for 40 people

"Hey remember that episode of The Simpsons with Serak the Preparer?"

"Oh yeah the one where he has the cookbook called How to cook 40 meals for 40 people?"

"Yeah that the one"

serak the preparer by HellFish August 10, 2006

The Peper Combo 

Backside backdash down up right right nigger nigger

Highest possible efficiency and damage output combo in Tekken 7

You have to try the fucking The Peper Combo: Backside backdash down up right right nigger nigger.

The Peper Combo by Szchidter September 13, 2019

Prepare the Bear 

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

Prepare the Bear by YAWA September 12, 2016

Prepare the tatau 

Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.

I will prepare the tatau tonight.

Prepare the tatau by Chadius Wardeen June 6, 2013

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE 

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE by weave October 7, 2003

prepare the sexy 

a term P. Diddy used while on the Conan O'Brien show. when he 'prepares the sexy', he has some people arrive to his hotel room or other residence to adjust the temperature, draw a bath that is the correct temperature, disperse scent, turn down the sheets, etc. This ensures that the place has the proper mood.

Wherever you go, you gots to prepare the sexy.

prepare the sexy by jcash January 30, 2005