the potato theory is the theory stating that: "A potato cannot be created or deystroyed, only transfered from one
anus to another" this theory was first put into practice by my physics teacher, in a lesson that involved his wife, a potato, a ping
pong paddle, and a un-prepared
anus, needless to say it was a fun lesson. Potato theory can also be applied to time and space, for space, this theory enables the users potato to travel to faster than
light speeds, inorder for this theory to be put into practice, exactly
2 grammes of mashed potatoes, and exactly
2 grammes of
roast potatoes, then these items must be applied to the potato in a very delicate order; mash, roast, roast, mash, mash, mash, roast, mash. then place the potato into your
anus and point it in the direction of your choosing. in order to apply this theory to time, is you need exactly
3 grammes of chips, and exactly 3 grammes of roast potatoes, the combined oils from the two potatoic foods, create a time feild, then as in the warp theory, you must place it inside of your
anus and you will travel in time
The Potato theory can also be applied to time and space, for space, this theory enables the users potato to travel to faster than
light speeds, inorder for this theory to be put into practice, exactly
2 grammes of mashed potatoes, and exactly
2 grammes of
roast potatoes, then these items must be applied to the potato in a very delicate order; mash, roast, roast, mash, mash, mash, roast, mash. then place the potato into your
anus and point it in the direction of your choosing. in order to apply this theory to time, is you need exactly 3 grammes of chips, and exactly 3 grammes of roast potatoes, the combined oils from the
two potatoic foods, create a time feild, then as in the warp theory, you must place it inside of your
anus and you will travel in time