Definitions by Eliasisnotgay
The potato theory
Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.
The potato theory by Eliasisnotgay October 18, 2020
John Cena theory
This theory says that the empty space in between atoms happens to be tiny John Cena's. This theory can neither be real of fake. The John Cena's keep singing their theme song. It's very cool and epic.
John Cena theory by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020
Beaver theory
The scientific explanation that explains how every building block in this universe is a beaver. This phenomenon is called the the beaver theory.
Another famous theory is that every living organism a beaver is but we don't know because our brain blocks it.
Another famous theory is that every living organism a beaver is but we don't know because our brain blocks it.
Beaver theory by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020