The great potato war is a 2sided war on hypixel skyblock that opposed the first and second biggest potato farmer in the game. The great potato war lasted 9month, where both Technoblade and Im_a_squid_kid (the two protagonists) raves to see who would be the first to farm 500million potatoes. With both sides using advanced techniques, spies and monitoring each other playtime / sleep. The greatest achievement was Technoblade rounding Im_a_squid_kid to 8 different colleges. After an update that added auto replanting crops, both sides started farming 10-12hours a day on average. Technoblade was victorious and earned a potato crown with written on it “ All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolve”. Sun tzu.
Person 1: Oh hey mark what are you watching?
Person 2: I am watching the great potato war saga again?
Person 1: isn’t that the trilogy Technoblade uploaded that made me subscribe to him ?
Person 2: Yes it is!
Person 1: Are you subbed to him?
Person 2: No I haven’t yet I think I will
Person 1: you should subscribe to him right now or you’ll die .
Person 2: I am watching the great potato war saga again?
Person 1: isn’t that the trilogy Technoblade uploaded that made me subscribe to him ?
Person 2: Yes it is!
Person 1: Are you subbed to him?
Person 2: No I haven’t yet I think I will
Person 1: you should subscribe to him right now or you’ll die .
by Wateroflava October 14, 2020
a potato war is a battle consisting of 2 sides in which the 2 sides throw potatoes at the other. The two sides will usually buy the potatoes from any local grocery while getting angry looks and threats from old ladies and subway workers prior to the war. There are no rules in a potato war, although it would be ill advised to throw below the belt, but it is a risk you take because of the comedic effects that ensue.
Instead of going to the movies, we went behind henry's and had the first of what will be many potato wars.
by Jordan T Lee June 11, 2007
The war between Technoblade and im a squid kid on who can beat the record for most potatoes formed in hypixel skyblock
by Shœ October 21, 2020
the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.
"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade
"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade
by dailyretard April 23, 2023