The Platter 

A drunken prank of knowingly shitting on one's toilet lid to be discovered later by a unsuspecting person. Usually done at a friends house you just don't give a fuck about or at a random house party. Basically one upping the Upper Deck.

Dude go check out the platter I just left in the bathroom, grab your shit let's get out of here .
Who the fuck left the platter in my bathroom, I went to take a piss and all I see is a shit mound on the toilet lid.

The Platter by 9 1/2 Limp, magine dat!!! December 18, 2010

bring beef to the platter 

to talk mad sh** or start an argument or fight. like instead of saying, 'she wanna fight you!' you use, "oh hell naw! she tryna bring beef to the platter!"

Girl1:So yesterday i was talking with Andrew and then i noticed Lacey was giving me a dirty look.

Girl2:OMG girl! Lacey tryna bring beef to the platter!

bring beef to the platter by melissaaa :D February 20, 2008

splatter the platter 

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

splatter the platter by Rick S. December 1, 2004

I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

I'll have the poo-poo platter by Telephony September 19, 2014

The Patterson Effect 

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

The Patterson Effect by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019

Quirky with the plasters 

A term used by someone in my school who thinks they're epic. Wrong.

I'm so quirky with the plasters mate you can't even

Quirky with the plasters by Meiwosk September 13, 2021

The Raspberry Pattern 

Farting with the mouth

Ruth made The Raspberry Pattern

The Raspberry Pattern by AxlRoseGirl July 16, 2011