A drunken prank of knowingly shitting on one's toilet lid to be discovered later by a unsuspecting person. Usually done at a friends house you just don't give a fuck about or at a random house party. Basically one upping the Upper Deck.
Dude go check out the platter I just left in the bathroom, grab your shit let's get out of here .
Who the fuck left the platter in my bathroom, I went to take a piss and all I see is a shit mound on the toilet lid.
by 9 1/2 Limp, magine dat!!! December 16, 2010
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A mixture of chicken, lamb, rice, pita that is served on 6th and 53rd in manhattan with EXTRA EXTRA white sauce and a bit of hot saucee. U GUYS GOTA TRY IT 8-)
by ensaaaaane April 19, 2006
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A Person Who Has Exceeded The Limit Of Sexual Intercourse , As In Did Too Many Sexual Things With Too Many People .
Say You Have A Platter ( Whatever Food ) , You Bring It Into A Room And Everybody Gone Want Parts . Pretend The G I R L / B O Y Is The Platter . Everybody Gone Get Parts .
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A carefully constructed pub snack/meal consisting of crisps of varied flavours, nuts, again of varied flavours and the vital ingredient pig snack.
A "platter" cannot be just thrown onto a table, it must have a base of at least two crisp packets opened out along their seal and then the ingredients can be scattered in layers on to said base.
The "platter" cannot be eaten in any old way it is only to be consumed using the largest flatest crisp as a "Scoop/edible eating instrument"
The "platter" when almost fully consumed will leave behind a tasty "platterdust" which is usually eaten on a first come first served basis *Tip* Be quick in claming the platterdust for a tasty reward :)
Once the "platter" has ended the crisp packet base must be folded into a neat little triangle (You will find that only one of your friends can do this really well)for easy disposal by the bar staff.

While pointing at the bar snacks........
"I'll have one one of everything you've got love, and two pig snacks, I'm building a platter"
by Entyson June 27, 2006
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DJ Fresh wuz spinnin' tha platters last night.
by Havox August 31, 2003
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1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback
"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"
by Pat February 11, 2005
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Plattering is quite possibly the best sport ever. This is the act of pooling in with at least 2 buddies (the more the merrier) to buy nearly sickening quanities of ice cream.
- For it to be considered plattering, you must have at least four ice cream flavors.
- Each person takes a plate, and serves theirself a generous scoop of each flavor
- Make sure you do it at some ones house that has enough room in the freezer
- Do not do this before a race or other strenuous activity
- Try as hard as you can to finish your plate. If you can't, its not the end of the world, but you certaintly won't look as professional as the rest, and you might earn a few sour looks because you wasted ice cream

- Butter Pecan
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Moca Almond Fudge
- Strawberry
- Moose Tracks
- Some flavor of chocolate
- Orange Vanilla
- Any Ben and Jerry's (if your willing to pay)
- Peppermint Candy
- Cookies & Cream
- Neopolitan
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
"I went plattering yesterday with the school plattering club, and 6 of the kids vomited! It was great!"

"After I go plattering, I usually can't move for at least a half hour."

"Plattering is a wonderful sport that the whole family and people of all ages can enjoy."
by B.S. December 08, 2004
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