The Pisser
Person 1: I love using the pisser to relieve myself.
Person 2: Truly the greatest invention of all time.
Person 2: Truly the greatest invention of all time.
The Pisser by anonymous September 30, 2025
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rushing the pisser
Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"
rushing the pisser by smendler September 29, 2013
pop you in the pisser
pop you in the pisser by mlhiss August 28, 2025
The Struggle Pisser
Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.
Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"
Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."
Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"
Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."
Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"
The Struggle Pisser by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008
The Miosis Pisser
When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.
The Miosis Pisser by ADCAR December 13, 2023
shittin' the ponce's pisser
shittin' the ponce's pisser by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009
Roughing the passer
Kyle was quite 'thirsty' when he was roughing the passer last night. I didn't even know masculine was his type.
Roughing the passer by All ManicHamlet October 6, 2019
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