the pendelum

when a man stretches his ballsack towards his asshole and lets go so his balls swing

"i was up all night doing the pendelum until 2 in the morning"

the pendelum by GrimyBoogerTip123 November 14, 2023

The Pendulum 

When a man puts his balls on your eyelids and slaps his cock against your face

Tirico: Damn Tanner really gave chody the pendulum.
Louie: thats the ultimate show of disrespect.

The Pendulum by tircmeister September 26, 2014

The Pendulum 

When a man is on a swing, gaining momentum, and the woman is on the ground in front of the man bent over. The man then swings down and taps her ass and then swings back, and then when he swings forward again, tapping her ass, and doing so over and over again.

Joe used the pendulum on me so hard on the playground yesterday.

The Pendulum by thedairyfairy October 16, 2008

Pit and the Pendulum 

A sexual position in which the female lays in the jackhammer position and the male enters her from the front with his ass hanging over her face. He will then defecate (note: it must be a log or the metaphor won't work) and let the log swing back and forth before it falls, thus "The Pit and the Pendulum."

That bitch was crazy last night, she wouldn't fuck me till I did The Pit and the Pendulum again.

Pit and the Pendulum by Neumonic July 5, 2010

The Pendulum Bag 

A sexual act in which an average to poorly endowed bayman with a biblically large scrotum engages in doggy-style sex. The oversized bag swings like a pendulum, crashing against the female’s clitoris like the waves of Griquet, causing mild pleasure.

Jeez by, I never had much of a lad, but luckily Jen dies for the pendulum bag.

The Pendulum Bag by Master Seacock April 8, 2019

The Pendulum 

When your balls dangle so far you can swing them backwards and forwards like a grandfathers clock pendulum. This allows you to smack a girl in their face with your balls repeatedly.

"Dude I was smacking my balls in Mia's face last night"

"Alan, you did the pendulum?"

The Pendulum by Anal_Fister January 12, 2015

Pit and the Pendulum 

A sexual position in which a/the female lies down while her partner hangs above her by his or her feet. With proper control, her partner can swing back and forth, performing oral ministrations on her each time his/her head swings by the appropriate areas.

That was some crazy shit last night. I ended up doing the Pit and the Pendulum on some girl and almost fell and broke my neck!

Pit and the Pendulum by 10204329943513 January 2, 2013