the pearson

To be utterly inappropriate in a relationship with someone under the age of 17.

Also a phrase used for a man who enjoys drinking another mans baby batter.

Look at the pearson over there pretending to read the paper in front of the school.

by The Grammar master November 14, 2011

the person who asked

a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.

man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol

by the person who asked April 22, 2020

the person below is hella gay

this is a dangerous weapon. anyone got in its proximity (below) is hella gay(only way to deflect hella is reverse card or anti-hella gay shields)

Gru: the person below is hella gay
Boi: wut
Boi: oh shit

by AlexaPlayDespacito2 September 7, 2018

The person reading this

The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)

The person reading this better have an amazing day.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

taking tea with the parson

1. Unspecified, certainly deviant sex act usually performed in Brentford

2. Having tea with a member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one

1. Hugo and Jane found themselves along for 5 minutes, so decided to indulge in taking tea with the parson

2. The women's institute meeting moved on from cake sales to taking tea with the parson

by kylet June 27, 2006

The person who asked.

The person who asked is a rare never seen before. It's said to be omnipotent and impossible to reach due to it's speed. Nobody knows the true answer to the person to ASKED. People have gone from universes to universes. But all failed. It seemed like nobody asked. But that was never proved. Even though the person who asked was never proved to exist. It was never proved to NOT exist. Therefore... The person who asked will never be found. It's though authorized to say that the person who asked doesn't exist even though they aren't sure.

Me: Bro who's the person who asked.
Him: Idk man but you can search if you want
Me: nah imma not waste my time

by TheGuyThatAskedIG February 22, 2023

meet the person

Meeting the person

Taking a sh*t without people around you knowing:

I need to meet the person.

by Sophorsven September 14, 2021