the next guy 

That "guy" that jerks always compare themselves with

she: enters the room with a bloody chainsaw
he: I like spanking just as much as the next guy, but this is where i draw the line
she: Dieeeeee!!!

the next guy by The Real Rick James May 11, 2006

the next guy 

The line cook(s) that is obligated to pick up the slack of a previous cook in order to have a successfull shift/not stuggle. Or the opening cook that is obligated pick up a closing shift because the closer called out. You can make someone you don't like "the next guy" by purposely doing somthing (or not doing somthing) that you know they are going to have to do when they clock in for the shift. But, you must yell "NEXT!" when performing the act thats going to screw them or its not official.

Cook 1: "We have just enough fry seasoning for the night."

Cook 2: "Perfect, im not opening tomorrow...NEXT!"

The opener is obligated to make fry seasoning because we can't serve unseasoned fries...making him "the next guy".

the next guy by The BLCE September 29, 2011

Fuck the next guy 

To do repairs or maintenance in a way to make it difficult for whoever works on it next. Common among mechanics

New Technician: Ah shit, I stripped the drain plug in this customer's oil pan

Old Technician: Just JB weld the shit out of it. Fuck the next guy

Fuck the next guy by Kompress0r May 15, 2021

Whiter than the next guy

Having the pinnacle qualities of a white person, or at least whiter than the guy before or after you in line, ANYWHERE.

"yeah... that guy was WHITE -well at least whiter than the next guy was" "just look at those ugly ass crocks he be wearin"

Whiter than the next guy by Iaaaaaan October 22, 2008

The guy next to me 

Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.

you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.

I hate The guy next to me

The guy next to me by wee woo October 29, 2021

The Guy Next Door

A Term very similar to The Girl Next Door, The Guy Next Door has the same premise.

The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.

"Who's The Guy Next Door" you said? Oh, he's my best friend/Boyfriend/Ex-Boyfriend. We've spent years together.

The Guy Next Door by ItsSurreal February 12, 2024

The guy sitting next to you

The guy who sits next to you in the classroon, who listens to his ipod for the whole lesson doing no work and that, at the end of the lesson, just quickly hides behind someone else when the teacher comes.

Wow, that guy sitting next to you is really the guy sitting next to you

The guy sitting next to you by DazzaG00700 November 17, 2009