The Negotiator
Ah yes, the negotiator
The Negotiator by firebear1 October 6, 2023
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Herein lies the negotiations
Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.
And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.
"Herein lies the negotiations."
And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.
"Herein lies the negotiations."
Herein lies the negotiations by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016
Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages
Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.
Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004
Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages
Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003
negotiating the pussy
1) an act where a man tries to cock block the next fellow who is about to sleep with the woman he is about to break up with/ leave town/was only fuck buddies with.
2) an act where a man who is lacking lead in his pencil is trying to slow the inevitable union of another man with the woman he could not satisfy.
3) the feigned act of a cuckholden man that is trying to protest the lust drive between what he thinks is his woman and the cock she wants.
2) an act where a man who is lacking lead in his pencil is trying to slow the inevitable union of another man with the woman he could not satisfy.
3) the feigned act of a cuckholden man that is trying to protest the lust drive between what he thinks is his woman and the cock she wants.
Look clam jacker, the two of you may have had something, but that is clearly over, so stop negotiating the pussy and get some cheetos because you are not killing this game!
negotiating the pussy by ~namaste~ January 7, 2010
negotiate with the evil one
negotiate with the evil one by Preywinder November 2, 2010
negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages
"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."
negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008
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