negotiator 

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.

negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...

negotiator by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

negotiator 

(Noun) 1. In the automotive trade, a metal breaker bar used to increase leverage on a stubborn fastener.

2. A length of heavy duty 2" ID steel piping used for dealing with, or "negotiating", difficult situations or people.

"Damn that crank bolt is on tight, better use the negotiator on it"

"If that noob doesn't give me my money I'll have to introduce him to the negotiator"

negotiator by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 25, 2008

Negotiator 

Slang; used to joke at the Extremely offensive, derogatory word "nigger"

Yokel: Wassup my negotiator!!! when play Roblox and take crack? Nigerian prince: What the hell did you just call me yeh id10t smooth brain wench?

Negotiator by BLACKERdanSpaceBOI March 28, 2022

I Sent My Chief Negotiator

A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).

Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"

Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."

Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."

I Sent My Chief Negotiator by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.

“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator

Shrewd negotiator by what122 May 16, 2019

GPA Negotiator 

A student who finds themselves "on the edge" of a new grade at the end of the quarter. For example, a person with a 96 A that only needs a few points to reach a 97 A+. A skilled GPA Negotiator will often times BEG their teacher for ANY last minute extra credit or ANYTHING THEY CAN DO to get their grade up a mere few points. A successful GPA Negotiator will often use guilt tactics and and make sure they tell their teacher that the "want to succeed," when in reality it is just to get their grade up by doing little to no effort. GPA Negotiation is the main cause of GPA Inflation.

------------ Example of a GPA Negotiator at work------------

Student - Excuse me, Mr. Smith. I would like to talk to you about my grade

Teacher - Yes? You have a 96 in this class

Student - Yes, however I REALLY need to get it up to an A+ so my parents will be proud of me. Is there ANYTHING I can do to raise it a mere 1 point?

Teacher - Well... I'm not supposed to be doing this, but I will allow you to write a small paper for a point extra credit. Turn it in to me tomorrow and don't tell you any of your peers

Student - Thank you very much, I am very appreciative......... *walks of with a smug grin*

GPA Negotiator by Bile2 March 29, 2010

The Negotiator 

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ah yes, the negotiator

The Negotiator by firebear1 October 6, 2023