The Moped
The Moped by Smashed_Smurf March 7, 2004
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the moped
The act of grabbing some whores pigtails while sticking your junk in her mouth rapidly over and over again until she gags on your cum
guy 1: hey that was a nice ride on the moped
bitch 1: "cough cough" I'm still gagging up that cum from your wanker.
bitch 1: "cough cough" I'm still gagging up that cum from your wanker.
the moped by boobsarenice October 17, 2009
riding the moped
Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.
Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.
Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.
riding the moped by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008
stuck with the mope
variant: mopemouth
when you have done something inexorably foolhardy, and then you, have been stuck with the mope. nothing that you can say or do will regain you a measure of dignity that day. you are stuck with the mope, causing you a bastion of shame until you can incrementally redeem yourself.
when you have done something inexorably foolhardy, and then you, have been stuck with the mope. nothing that you can say or do will regain you a measure of dignity that day. you are stuck with the mope, causing you a bastion of shame until you can incrementally redeem yourself.
gentleman #1: *says something inexcusably dull or vulgar*
gentleman #2: "..."
gentleman #3: "holy shit gentleman #1, you are fucken, stuck with the mope."
gentleman #2: "agreed, you got the mopemouth somethin' awful motherfucker."
gentleman #1: *shamefully recedes into background plotting redemptive act*
gentleman #2: "..."
gentleman #3: "holy shit gentleman #1, you are fucken, stuck with the mope."
gentleman #2: "agreed, you got the mopemouth somethin' awful motherfucker."
gentleman #1: *shamefully recedes into background plotting redemptive act*
stuck with the mope by tht! tne April 7, 2005
Mopped the Floor
To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.
1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.
2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!
3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!
3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
Mopped the Floor by Bloodknight November 24, 2010
Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors
Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018
mopped the quarter deck
when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.
Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!
Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.
Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.
mopped the quarter deck by daddy v August 3, 2010
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