the mooche 

Noun:
A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.

"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)

"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)

the mooche by dfdan April 10, 2008

Iggy the Moocher 

Iggy The Moocher is an absolute mad dog who represents the school 'St Ignatius College Riverview' or commonly known as View. Being Iggy is a privilege, more of privilege than being at Riverview in the first place. You represent the spirit of the Blue and White and are chosen by your fellow brothers to lead the school in warcrys and sporting matches especially against the dirty pink and blue. You must know all the warcrys off by heart and be a respectable young Riverview man (In the eyes of Lowe and Kam). This is what all riverview men need, a saviour, a hero, a IGGY.

Did you see that mad dog on the weekend against joeys?
Yeah, It must've been Iggy the Moocher

Iggy the Moocher by fhieknjfhirwujiko;efdkjwnkvrfe May 29, 2019

Screw the Mooch

A level above mere "screwing the pooch" – i.e., the act of screwing up so badly and losing that it compares to former White House Communications Director Anthony "Mooch" Scaramucci's irreparable (possibly tragic) mistakes felt on a global scale.

You really did "screw the mooch" for all of us when you lost our biggest account and called the client's wife a huge slut. You know how hard it was to get that business with the Saudi Arabin king?!

Screw the Mooch by Grantasmo July 31, 2017

Iggy the Moocher 

Iggy the Moocher is the sickest c**t to ever walk the planet. Riverview men believe in the divinity and humanity of Iggy, meaning he is both a demigod and fully human. The fact that he is human means that all Riverview are capable of following and being Iggy. Every year Iggy is chosen by God himself. His job is to lead the warcries against the disgusting boys in pink. Iggy must also be a respectable Riverview man in the eyes of loweee and kam and Iggy must attend church every Sunday.

Riverview student 1: Who do you think is going to be Iggy the Moocher this year?
Riverview student 2: Idk God will choose.

Iggy the Moocher by Junkie69420 August 29, 2021

Iggy the moocher 

Iggy the moocher was once the sickest cunt to walk the planet. Year after year, Iggy was chosen by god himself through a harsh nomination process. It is rumoured that Iggy was part demigod. One wild arvo at the grounds of Riverview, Iggy was banished by unknown forces into the lane cove river. To This is a day all Riverview men greave the loss of a role model. What was once a leader of warcries against the disgusting pink and blue, is just an urban legend, known by few. One day he may be revived.

Student 1: Where the fuck is Iggy?
Student 2: How the fuck would I know? He’s been missing for years.

Iggy the moocher

Iggy the moocher by Itchbay67 August 16, 2025

mooch the pooch 

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

mooch the pooch by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008