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To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.
"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

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"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."
by 52 Fatal Strikes August 04, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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