Iggy the moocher

Iggy the moocher was once the sickest cunt to walk the planet. Year after year, Iggy was chosen by god himself through a harsh nomination process. It is rumoured that Iggy was part demigod. One wild arvo at the grounds of Riverview, Iggy was banished by unknown forces into the lane cove river. To This is a day all Riverview men greave the loss of a role model. What was once a leader of warcries against the disgusting pink and blue, is just an urban legend, known by few. One day he may be revived.

Student 1: Where the fuck is Iggy?
Student 2: How the fuck would I know? He’s been missing for years.

Iggy the moocher

by Itchbay67 August 16, 2025