the mitt 

When warranted, the mitt serves as an act of due reward, or deserved fate. Technically speaking, the mitt incurs a slap from bare hand to facial cheek. The mitt can be used as both retaliation and instigation. Public and private mitts connote varying degrees of severity (deficit).

"Ben really blew it last night. He was in the deficit, so I gave him the mitt of his life."

"I called this guy at 207-215-7195, and the next thing I knew, well... let's just leave it at that."

the mitt by Bernard 2.0 March 31, 2012

The Mitt 

A Slang Name for Michigan. So named because Michigan looks like a mitt you'd wear in a harsh Michigan Winter.

We're only in Kentucky? I can't wait to get back to The Mitt

The Mitt by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

The Mitt Romney 

The Mitt Romney: (Verb)

1) Sexual intercourse wherein one's partner becomes highly self conscious and overly accommodating often resulting in heavy perspiration and multiple position changes usually preceding an anti-climatic finish. Phrases such as "Is this okay with you?" or "am I doing ok, would you like to try something different?" are symptomatic of this condition.

2) The residual transfer of synthetic tanning solution from one partner to another, also known as "the Romney hickey."

Todd was excited to attempt the 'flying lotus' position he learned in the kama sutra but it quickly turned into 'The Mitt Romney' after he sweated all over me, slipped off the kitchen counter and twisted his ankle.

The Mitt Romney by the sunless tanner September 12, 2011

The Mitt Romney 

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

The Mitt Romney by RoyCoup November 14, 2012

Slip the mitt 

To process and/or execution of sliding your hand into someone's under garments.

It was great to hear about Marshall managing to slip the mitt on Big Debs in the back seat of his grandmas Mercedes the other night.

Slip the mitt by Big Louise September 20, 2019

Dart The Mitt

What you do when you’re with the boys and someone’s side piece wants it in the pooper.

“Gotta go guys, Beth wants me to dart the mitt”

Dart The Mitt by AH’21 January 22, 2021

Commit to the Mitt 

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

Commit to the Mitt by Jbb223 January 1, 2014