the mickey mouse
When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.
the mickey mouse by Moi Cock March 8, 2017
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The Mickey mouse club house
"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
The Mickey mouse club house by anonymous February 16, 2023
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The Mickey Mouse Munthouse
The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
The Mickey Mouse Munthouse by The Muntologist May 4, 2025
The Mickey Mouse Oil Change
A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces
The Mickey Mouse Oil Change by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025
banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse by um, yes. October 7, 2017
Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
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