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the mickey mouse

When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.
My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.
by Moi Cock March 8, 2017
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The Mickey mouse club house

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
by anonymous February 16, 2023
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The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces
"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"
by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025
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The Mickey Mouse Munthouse

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
by The Muntologist May 4, 2025
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banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
by um, yes. October 7, 2017
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