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the marlin 

A sex act in which you get two fingers in the cooch and two in her mouth, then have a friend pop up from behind the dresser and take a picture of you holding her like a big ol' marlin.
"Did you show her parents the picture of "the marlin" you gave her last week?"
"Yea, they were all pretty embaressed, however i thought it was hilarious."
the marlin by Marlin Hunter January 29, 2009
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The Marlin .22 Rifle 

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.
Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

Blinding the Marlin 

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.
My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin 

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

parading the marlin 

When you cum in a girl's eye and while she's disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.

Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?

Guy 1: She was the marlin.

blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.
"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."

punch a marlin in the rose bucket 

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.
1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."
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