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The Lie of the Century
When a faggot ass bitch is at the beach with 2 girls he doesn't even know, and in trying to impress them, he says he is hard of hearing and has had eight operations on his ears. His friends are astonished by this seeing as though he has never said anything about any operation(s) on his ears in the two years that they have known his skinny ass.
Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.
Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.
Sid: Have you girls ever had trouble with hearing?
Stupid NY sluts: No not really
Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?
Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?
Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)
Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.
rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"
Stupid NY sluts: No not really
Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?
Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?
Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)
Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.
rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"
The Lie of the Century by Grinnel1 March 9, 2009
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the lie is cast
A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".
Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?
Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.
Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.
the lie is cast by maximthemagnificent May 1, 2014
sucked into the lie
Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.
LIE
These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING
LIE
These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING
Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.
sucked into the lie by chance of fatherhood April 29, 2012
wheres the lie
wheres the lie by vangoghtohell July 27, 2015
Living the Lie
When you play into the bullshit given to you by a potential hookup as if it were true. Can be used or lived by either gender.
Guy 1: "Bro, you know she's lying about how much she makes right? She's actually a cashier at McDonald's."
Guy 2: "Man, have you seen how hot she is? I'm just living the lie."
Guy 2: "Man, have you seen how hot she is? I'm just living the lie."
Living the Lie by That Second Other Guy March 21, 2016
where is the lie
A phrase meaning "you can't deny it"
Usually used when there really isn't any evidence. Everything said was a matter of opinion, but it is somewhat a challenge for you to argue with what was said, perhaps so the person can counter it with evidence
Aka no matter what you do, if your opinion is different, the person who says this will make you look stupid.
Usually used by politically opinionated "hipsters" when their argument is actually pretty legitimate; but also used by others usually mockingly
Usually used when there really isn't any evidence. Everything said was a matter of opinion, but it is somewhat a challenge for you to argue with what was said, perhaps so the person can counter it with evidence
Aka no matter what you do, if your opinion is different, the person who says this will make you look stupid.
Usually used by politically opinionated "hipsters" when their argument is actually pretty legitimate; but also used by others usually mockingly
where is the lie by allifart February 1, 2015
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