Definitions by maximthemagnificent
ownerous
A task so challenging it owns the crap out of you. Pun on "onerous", which has a slightly, but detectable, different pronunciation.
ownerous by maximthemagnificent December 5, 2024
dry spell dear
A person who is very interested in or supportive of you right up until the time they stop being single. Does not have to involve any implied sense of romantic interest, but often does. Analogous to fair weather friend.
That nice guy Mike who used to joke around with me has totally dropped off the radar since he started dating. Real dry spell dear.
dry spell dear by maximthemagnificent November 18, 2015
Opinion Piece
Someone who's appearance is very polarizing. Some think they are sexy, but others find them quite unappealing.
I know a lot of people don't like how Cate Blanchett looks, but I've always found her hot. Definitely an opinion piece.
Opinion Piece by maximthemagnificent June 23, 2014
the lie is cast
A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".
Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?
Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.
Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.
the lie is cast by maximthemagnificent May 1, 2014
eyeballs deep
To stare at someone with great lechery. The visual equivalent of "balls deep", but not strictly limited to men.
Dude, you haven't paid attention to anything else since that girl in the pink dress came into the room; you've been eyeballs deep.
eyeballs deep by maximthemagnificent April 20, 2014
bukoffee
bukoffee by maximthemagnificent April 19, 2014
piece offering
You still fighting with your girlfriend?
Nah, she dressed up sexy and made a piece offering last night.
Nice!
Nah, she dressed up sexy and made a piece offering last night.
Nice!
piece offering by maximthemagnificent March 7, 2014