maximthemagnificent's definitions

ownerous

A task so challenging it owns the crap out of you. Pun on "onerous", which has a slightly, but detectable, different pronunciation.

Man, I am wiped out trying to get that code finished by the end of the week, it's really ownerous.

by maximthemagnificent December 5, 2024

dry spell dear

A person who is very interested in or supportive of you right up until the time they stop being single. Does not have to involve any implied sense of romantic interest, but often does. Analogous to fair weather friend.

That nice guy Mike who used to joke around with me has totally dropped off the radar since he started dating. Real dry spell dear.

by maximthemagnificent November 18, 2015

Opinion Piece

Someone who's appearance is very polarizing. Some think they are sexy, but others find them quite unappealing.

I know a lot of people don't like how Cate Blanchett looks, but I've always found her hot. Definitely an opinion piece.

by maximthemagnificent June 23, 2014

the lie is cast

A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".

Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?

Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.

by maximthemagnificent May 1, 2014

eyeballs deep

To stare at someone with great lechery. The visual equivalent of "balls deep", but not strictly limited to men.

Dude, you haven't paid attention to anything else since that girl in the pink dress came into the room; you've been eyeballs deep.

by maximthemagnificent April 20, 2014

bukoffee

Coffee that has had way too much cream added to it.

My grip slipped adding cream this morning and now I have a cup of bukoffee!

by maximthemagnificent April 19, 2014

piece offering

Another term for makeup sex, where "piece" is for "piece of ass".

You still fighting with your girlfriend?

Nah, she dressed up sexy and made a piece offering last night.

Nice!

by maximthemagnificent March 7, 2014