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the lessor 

“Nicole didn’t even say yes when Anthony proposed to her she just grabbed the ring from the Lessor”

“Why is Al always leaving as soon as that bitch calls?”, “ he’s the Lessor and has no choice”

“I don’t care if you don’t want me to go out with my friends I will break up with you right now, your the Lessor!”

“Omg he’s so pathetic texting me all the time I just wished I didn’t need his money or I wouldn’t be with with his Lessor ass”
the lessor by Judgerichie December 8, 2018
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the lessor 

“Nicole didn’t even say yes when Anthony proposed to her she just grabbed the ring from the Lessor”

“Why is Al always leaving as soon as that bitch calls?”, “ he’s the Lessor and has no choice”

“I don’t care if you don’t want me to go out with my friends I will break up with you right now, your the Lessor!”

“My mom always put my pathetic father down in front of everyone and I swore I will never be the Lessor!”

“Omg he’s so pathetic texting me all the time I just wished I didn’t need his money or I wouldn’t be with with his Lessor ass”
the lessor by Judgerichie December 8, 2018

Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.
Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.
my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils
the lesser of two evils by Rocky.L August 19, 2008

the lesser of two evils

Pick the lesser of two evils all you want, it's still evil.

Poggle The Lesser 

Poggle The Lesser was a member of the Techno Union during the Clone Wars. He was a Geonosian who has helped create the Death Star
Poggle The Lesser was a great leader during the clone wars

the lesser of two evils

The Democrats or Republicans, whichever party you vote for (unless you do the "cool thing" and vote for some third party sack of shit).
Don't throw you're vote away on some third party douche, at least vote for the lesser of two evils.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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