The Lens 

A Canon 200mm 1.8L. One of the sharpest lenses ever made. It acts as a benchmark for every other lens.

It weighs about 7 lbs. As of writing they cost about $3,500-$4,000 used.

"The Lens" can out resolve the sensor on the Canon 5D wide open.

"The Lens" is great for sports photography.

The Lens by Nick M.87 July 27, 2008

spiking the lens 

In television, film etc.
Spiking the lens is looking directly at the camera, possibly breaking a wall of reality.

We need another take, he was spiking the lens.

spiking the lens by jzilbek March 10, 2007

lady of the lens 

A cam whore.

A play on the term "lady of the evening" to mean a prostitute.

"Yo man! I saw your girl's tits on the internet!"

"What? no way?!"

"Seriously, shes a lady of the lens"

lady of the lens by Kyle_Hill September 14, 2013

Tickle the Lens 

"Tickle the Lens" or ""Tickling the Lens" is used to describe a person that is great at photography. This person can either be "natural" or "formally trained" to take a great-looking photo. This expression is similar to "Tickle the Ivory" or "Tickling the Ivory" which is a person great at playing the piano.

If you're looking for a wedding photographer, I've been known to "Tickle the Lens."

Tickle the Lens by GMoneyGrill July 22, 2016

behind the lens 

To work "behind a lens" is to be a professional photographer

Timmy spends all his time behind a lens

behind the lens by Rockne Roll November 14, 2003

The lense 

When you cum in a woman's eye and spit on it at the same time and acts as an eye lense and her vision becomes blurry so you proceed to put contact lenses above the lens layer.

Connor: Guess what dude! Rebecca let me do the lense on her

The lense by bigdaddybrozo February 24, 2021

Lense the goblin 

GOBLIN LMAOOOO

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo

Lense the goblin by mittekeegi January 18, 2022