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The Kiddie 

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When a gay guy or tranny tells another person that he or she has any type of desease/std.
Miss thang....euuuwwww gross she gotz the kiddie.
The Kiddie by Lexer May 17, 2007
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The Kiddie Strangler 

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AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy
"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"
The Kiddie Strangler by anonymous November 28, 2023
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The Kiddie • The Kiddie Strangler • Splashing in the kiddie pool • swimming in the kiddie pool • That's the kiddie • call up the script kiddies • Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool • The Kiddery • kidding on the square • the

That's the kiddie 

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An expression to let someone know that they have finally understood or identified an object or concept.
Is this the phillips screwdriver you wanted.

Yes, that's the kiddie.
That's the kiddie by Ralph King February 4, 2010
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swimming in the kiddie pool

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When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you
Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"
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Splashing in the kiddie pool 

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When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.
Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.

Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool 

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When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left
Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

The Kiddery 

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The act of impregnating a woman on a drunk night out
Hey guys did you hear that Jesse got lucky the other night, too bad he gave her the kiddery
The Kiddery by David Elsewhere July 6, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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