The Kiddie

When a gay guy or tranny tells another person that he or she has any type of desease/std.

Miss thang....euuuwwww gross she gotz the kiddie.

by Lexer May 17, 2007

The Kiddie Strangler

AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy

"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"

by anonymous November 28, 2023

That's the kiddie

An expression to let someone know that they have finally understood or identified an object or concept.

Is this the phillips screwdriver you wanted.

Yes, that's the kiddie.

by Ralph King February 4, 2010

swimming in the kiddie pool

When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you

Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"

by cougartown1357 July 7, 2010

Splashing in the kiddie pool

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.

Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.

by nubnibs May 26, 2015

Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

by Ballsakless February 12, 2023

The Kiddery

The act of impregnating a woman on a drunk night out

Hey guys did you hear that Jesse got lucky the other night, too bad he gave her the kiddery

by David Elsewhere July 6, 2018