Leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. Top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. Leave the bathroom. The next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore.
My wife complained that I never took her anywhere, so I gave her a trip to the Jersey Shore
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)