1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.
"Christine is very spastic."
by DiiKaBaKa January 24, 2004
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Wildly crazy, can seem like it can get out of control.
I am going spastic. We had a spastic good time. That was spastic.
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1. A person with cerebral palsy
2. A sexy, suave, witty Australian man
Do not corrupt the word "spastic", you American and British scumbags
by Super_Spastic October 6, 2003
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SOMEONE WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A DEROGATORY TERM TO EXPLAIN OR MOCK ANYONE

please take any other definitions down as it is highly offensive and only enforces the stigma of the medical condition
Jamie has Spastic Cerebral palsy, it affects his hand movement
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1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.
Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"
by rainey06au August 2, 2005
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Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'
I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka
by London-ledge December 15, 2015
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If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.
corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol
by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004
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