spastics

A special group ov wierd people who pull wierd faces nd have their own language! u have 2 b privaliged 2 no these peeps!

Big up the spastic crew massive

by me May 13, 2005

spasticated

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

by rainey06au August 28, 2005

Spasticated

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

by London-ledge March 25, 2016

spasticated

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol

by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004

spastic

1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.

"Christine is very spastic."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

spasticated

a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals

that is one spasticated turtle

by fo'shizzle ma nizzle March 15, 2003

spastication

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

by twkwsaal May 12, 2018