freshgreen01's definitions

the jersey shore

Leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. Top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. Leave the bathroom. The next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore.

My wife complained that I never took her anywhere, so I gave her a trip to the Jersey Shore

by freshgreen01 September 5, 2010

gingervitis

the bad breath that is your punishment for giving oral to a ginger

I'll bet Ron Howard would give you aweful gingervitis

by freshgreen01 September 5, 2010