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the iron man 

when a girl is strapped down to a workbench and then fucked repeatedly by a rich white male wearing a children's iron man mask, as the mask says "I am Iron Man"
Guy 1: So what'd you do with that mask I gave you?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave her the iron man.
Guy 1: Did she get weirded out by the noise?
the iron man by theoneskidg July 1, 2017
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The Iron Man Challenge 

The ultimate physical, mental and manly challenge. Training and experience is a must. To successfully sleep with 5 different girls in one night.
Rules are simple. No paying and all different places. All at once is impressive but doesn't count.
Can obtain style points by riding "The Tri-cycle" (threesome) across the finish line.
Man #1: I just completed the iron man challenge and obtained this championship belt.
Man #2: Dude, i did it do. But obtained mad style points.

The inverted iron man 

While wearing an iron man costume do a handstand and precede to get rim jobbed by partner
I just did the inverted iron man with yo momma.

The man in the iron mask 

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"

man in the iron mask 

A) Said of a relatively little known person born into unfavorable social circumstances who is one day destined to become great.

B) the exact opposite of definition a, a person born into prosperity and wealth who is destined to be delegared to the dustbin of history.
While Marco Rubio or Ben Carson fit definition a) of man in the iron mask, Jeb Bush would sure fit definition b), only because the USA was NOT designed to be a nepotistic monarchy, but a democracy.

man in the iron mask 

A) a person from the loser social classes who is destined to become great

B) the exact opposite, a person born into wealth and power but destined to lose everything
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz fit the man in the iron mask definition a), while Jeb Bush would fit definition b).

the ironman 

When a man get a piece of metal and put it in the anal hole it will make gaping and then starts to bleed then the guy continues to lick it then vomiting it on the girls back
I heard amy Aden has the Ironman last night
the ironman by Lil com stain August 3, 2018
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