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The Impossible 

It is Understand language that nobody understand in the box below you will understand what I am trying to make you understand
U have to understand that I have the power to make words become blue. For example power is a word you just saw that became blue. I will turn yellow blue next. Watch, yellow just turned blue. Now I will turn the word dream blue next. dream just turned blue. So that is what I am trying to make you understand I have the power to turn words blue. As I call it, The Impossible
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the impossible situp 

when one bounds another across the head with a shirt and tells him to attempt to do a situp while an acomplice drops his pants and points his ass at the person doing the situp, at which time the shirt is released and the one attempting his the ass with his face
Damn, me and jorge got albert so good with that impossible situp.

the impossible quiz 

a quiz made by splapp-me-do where the quiz taker has to answer 110 questions (120 in the sequel). some require insane logic, fast reflexes, and just pure luck. there are bombs in some questions and if they go off, you'll lose all of your lives. bomb times can reach from 15 seconds, to 1 second (seriously). in the first, the only thing to help you are skips (but they are useless due to the fact that question 110 is use all 7 skips). in the second, a new thing is featured: the fusestopper. it destroys the bomb in a question to give you more time to think. the quiz is availible on addictinggames (no music though), newgrounds, notdoppler, and other websites.
Question 1 from the impossible quiz:
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4

Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.
the impossible quiz by Fruity PoPs October 14, 2007

The Impossible Dream

The courage to follow the goal your heart desires, no matter how difficult.

The Impossible Sit Up 

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.
Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do The Impossible Sit Up.

The Impossible Quiz 

the hellish hard quiz that is found on newgrounds and addictinggames
it has 110 questions and its very difficult
I went to the 47th question on the impossible quiz!

The Impossible Project 

Next generation instant films. They bought out the polaroid factory when it closed and sold all the old film to make money to make there new films. (PX series.)

a.k.a They make polaroid film!
Cindy: Where can i buy film for my polaroid camera?

Jesus: Go to the impossible project! www.theimpossibleproject.com