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The Highway

(N.)

1. A code/metaphor to say one is high on recreational drugs
2. A specific spot to smoke/inject/snort/etc
Ex:

1. Girl: Yeah, I'm on the highway.

2. Tweaker: I'm with George and Mason, Yeah can we meet you at the Highway?
The Highway by assholemcgee September 30, 2011
Words you can keep

The Highway

He walks alone, walks along the highway
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss

His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come

What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside evil eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
He walks alone, walks along the highway
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss

His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come

What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
The Highway by Death Menace May 4, 2023

the highway of tears 

Highway 16 in Canada is also known as the highway of tears because a large number of hitchhikers have been murdered along it. The term particularly refers to the stretch from Prince Rupert to Prince George.
Girls should never hitch alone on the highway of tears because lots of women have been murdered along it; some people think that it is the work of a serial killer.
the highway of tears by moonbug November 13, 2006

Tollbooth on the highway of education 

n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.
Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.

up the highway not across the street 

a form of suicide....cutting your wrists, the correct way to cut is up the arm, rather than across the wrist. UP the highway, up the wrist, ACROSS the street, across the wrist
if you want a good suicide result, go up the highway not across the street

Harvard on the Highway 

Another name for Catawba Valley Community College (CVCC) in Hickory, NC.
Located on Highway 70 across from the luxurious Wal-mart.

This is where people go when nobody else accepts them.
John: I go to NC State!
Bob: I go to UNC!
Jane: I go to Duke!
Ann: I go to Harvard!...on the highway..

John: Harvard on the Highway, nice.

Queen of the Highway

1. A name given to Pamela Courson by Jim Morrison. Pam was Jim's Cosmic Mate.
2. A song by The Doors. It's on the Morrison Hotel album. Jim Morrison wrote it about his relationship with Pamela Courson.
3. Jamie, the Queen of the Highway of this generation.
Queen of the Highway is dancing through the midnight whirlpool with the Lizard King.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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