the grandslam

its when you accomplish three things before taking a shower, shitting, beating off, and then taking a bong rip.

before i took a shower i took a shit, wacked off, and before i got in the shower I took a bong rip. THE GRANDSLAM.

the grandslam by RACEFAN August 24, 2008

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The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.

I gave my girlfriend the grand slam last night

The grand slam by Zeccede July 26, 2018

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The GrandScanyon

A larger, perhaps smellier boy who wears his pants down to low... exposing the blinding plumbers crack, also know as... The Grandscanyon

MY EYES! put "the grandscanyon" away!

The GrandScanyon by hie090866 October 20, 2014

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The Denny's Grand Slam

You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!

"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"

*Crowd moshing*

"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!

The Denny's Grand Slam by Shb99 August 4, 2022

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the denny's grand slam

mixture of boston pancake and the strawberry shortcake. when you defecate on partner's chest, pat down with buttox, ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. must be done in early morning.

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the denny's grand slam by gonzo and bino July 17, 2009

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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