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Goldy the factor 

Goldy the factor is an American rap artist from Dallas Texas
Goldy the factor is my favorite rapper.

goldy the goldfish 

a hot babe that wears hats and is crazy funny.

short form - goldy
larry “yo what up”
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”

ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”

The Golden God 

The alias of the mythical Dennis Reynolds, a true 5 star man who spends his time cruising in his finisher car, attending wildly erotic Eyes Wide Shut style sex parties, and helping his companions get off. His erotic memoirs are the stuff of legends, and over the years he has perfected a system to win the devotion of any woman. He was the most popular guy in high school, and is a master of The Implication. When his rage is untethered it knows no bounds, and if you cross him he may chop you up into a tiny million little pieces and display you in a box. He has a predilection for skins of all kinds, and loves working with his tools. Also owns a bar in Philly.
The Golden God: "My rage is untethered and knows no bounds! Be gone from me, vile man! Be gone from me!"
The Golden God by Pepè Silvia April 4, 2017

The Golden Butthole 

An overpriced sculpture found in Macomb County, Michigan signifying the Golden Corredor of Sterling Heights, MI. Not to be confused with the little golden butthole.

Found fame on Facebook as The Golden Butthole of Mabcomb County Page.
Make a Michigan left just before the Golden Butthole and you’ll find Outback.

stepped off the Golden

Figuratively: When a person commits suicide; literally: When a person jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Sit down, I've got some bad news! CJ has "stepped off the Golden"! Investigators estimate it happened early this morning.

the golden guard

The golden guard (aka hunter) is the hottest character ever existed
Have you seen the golden guard without his mask? He looks so good.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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