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The Furnace 

An alternative venue/nightclub in Swindon UK.
Well known for being the only good place in Swindon for alternative music on a regular basis.

Has hosted some top live bands over the years and is home to the RAGE club night every Friday playing only Rock Metal and Punk all night.
The Furnace is only thing worth going to Swindon for!
The Furnace by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009
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the furnace 

Someone so incredibly hot and hunk-i-licious that you can't sleep in the same bed with them otherwise you will be overcome with sweat and desire.
"Oh man, I was sleeping with the furnace last night and I just had to get out of there because I was sweating so bad and I was so horny, though I couldn't possibly do it again because my coot was allready sore from his huge penis."
the furnace by Spankjob30000 January 2, 2006

Took from the Furnace 

To take from another man's furnace, proclaiming your sexuality.

In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.
Carson: *takes iron*
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Took from the Furnace by ZubbyG January 24, 2020

service the furnace 

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.
While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.
service the furnace by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019

Fire in the Fernace

When a male wraps an Icy-Hot patch around the penis and engages in vaginal sex.
Fire in the Fernace
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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