used computer

Someone who has had countless sexual partners and carry’s every virus under the sun.
Carl had his eye on Becky until he found out that she was just a used computer.
by Ned_Baf February 26, 2019
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board the 747

When a girl begins to ride your shaft.
After a few minutes of foreplay, Becky straddled Carl and began to board the 747.
by Ned_Baf February 26, 2019
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service the furnace

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.
While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.
by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019
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