Definitions by Ned_Baf

used computer 

Someone who has had countless sexual partners and carry’s every virus under the sun.

Carl had his eye on Becky until he found out that she was just a used computer.

used computer by Ned_Baf February 25, 2019

board the 747 

When a girl begins to ride your shaft.

After a few minutes of foreplay, Becky straddled Carl and began to board the 747.

board the 747 by Ned_Baf February 25, 2019

service the furnace 

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.

While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.

service the furnace by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019